In a bizarre twist to the incident that took place on Monday night involving Florida Panthers defense man Keith Ballard and goalie Tomas Vokoun, police investigators have made a startling discovery.
After the game, police did a standard check of Ballard's locker to make sure there was no professional contract signed for the assassination of Tomas Vokoun. In doing so, what they found was far more un-nerving.
Investigators have confirmed that a list was found inside of Ballard's locker entitled, "Decapitation List '09", which outlined a list of names in which police can only assume Ballard would like to decapitate.
While there are still only preliminary reports from the NHL, Ballard is not currently being punished for the supposed "accident" that injured, but did not mortally wound Vokoun. ...
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Police Find Keith Ballard’s “Decapitation List ’09” (Satire)
Posted: 3rd December 2009 by Jon Grilz in NHLComments Off on Police Find Keith Ballard’s “Decapitation List ’09” (Satire)