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Note: The quotes in this article are fictional. Who do you think is most excited about the Saints impressive 5-0 start? Why, those persnickety curmudgeons representing the 1972 Dolphins 17-0 team, whose feeble hearts always seem to race when a team blasts out of the gate in undefeated style. Once again, the Dolphins have a chance to pin a loss on an undefeated team, thereby giving those '72 Dolphins not only a reason to drink, but a reason to live. "It's hard to believe anyone would wish ill will upon the NFL's reigning 'Man of the Year,'" says Drew Brees, "but those '72 Dolphins have it out for me. Their lack of shame is matched only by their lack of continence." After an 0-3 start, the Dolphins have won two in a row, and now trail the AFC East-leading Patriots by a single game in the los ...

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