I do not want to talk about the Minnesota Vikings. Not at all.
Too many memories, traumas.
But I am a Vikings featured columnist here at BleacherReport. I need to man up and...
(Holds hand to mouth, single tear cascades down face)
And...
(kicks computer)
(computer won't turn back on)
(Unplugs computer, plugs computer in)
(holds ctrl/alt/del)
(Calls Geek Squad)
(Complains about price)
(Pays)
(Calculates how much this will eat into Chipotle budget)
(kicks computer)
(Geek Squad comes over to fix computer)
And move on. it's time to look forward, Minnesota fans. It's time to move on.
With that in mind, here are ten things the Vikings need to do to become Super Bowl champions, without mentioning the obvious "time machine, keep Tahi off the field, and/or tell Favre to throw ...
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Article written by JP Frederick
10 Things for the Minnesota Vikings To Do This Offseason
Posted: 16th February 2010 by JP Frederick in NFLComments Off on 10 Things for the Minnesota Vikings To Do This Offseason