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I've been awake all night and am crazy-high on caffeine and infomercials. And as I was drifting in that infinite space between sleep and buying a juicer, all these very strange thoughts came to me. So I scrambled as fast as I could, tripping over the large plaster bust of Raptor Elvis, and just started tip tap typing away ...my psycho predictions for the Raptors in 09-10: 1) This team will go 0-82. Jay Triano will become the new zen master of the NBA and will instill in his guys that winning just isn't important. There will be prayer chanting and a lot of incense burning, a drum circle, and all the cheerleaders will be dressed up like hot hippie chicks. 2) Bosh's obsession with technology will pay off in a big way as he sneaks off mid-season to an underground laboratory and has himself ...

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