Sports Satire by Christopher C. Wuensch
Months after a November photo revealed a drastic difference in Sammy SosaÆs now-lighter skin tone, the infamous Chicago Cubs slugger admits attempts to ôdesaparezca fuera de vista.ö
Translation: disappear out of sight.
A frail Sosa was a mere shell of his former 6-foot, 220-pound Earth-thundering self when he sat down recently with reporters. SlamminÆSammyùhe of a sixth-best all-time 609 dingers and a U-Haul full of steroid allegations in towùconfessed to recently taking a herbal supplement grown along the shoreline of the Yaque Del Sur river of his native Dominican Republic.
The ground-root herb cocktail Sosa had been ingesting twice weekly was literally causing him to disappear.
A week after the inte ...
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