As I sit here gazing at my complimentary Phillie of the Month calendar, a problem occurs to me: they’re all fully dressed.
What happened to equal opportunity, women’s liberation, and all the hints I sent last year? My husband buys a subscription to a crappy car magazine and gets a calendar with Marisa Miller scantily clad in a dozen seasonal plunge bras. I spend hundreds on a season ticket package and get a calendar with pictures I can find in my kid’s baseball card collection.
Is there no such thing as equal perversion?
Anyway, that brings me to the part of this blog where I have no segue whatsoever. Actually I could say that brings me to the topic of my article: what I want to see before I die, but that would be faking it—and that’s something my husband says ...
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A Philadelphia Phillies fan Bucket List, Complete With Jayson Werth
Posted: 15th April 2010 by Flattish Poe in MLBComments Off on A Philadelphia Phillies fan Bucket List, Complete With Jayson Werth