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ItÆs the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and the home team is at the plate. The score is tied and the runner on first, Andy Amphetamine, has taken a wide lead off of the bag.
The pitcher, Henry (HGH) Humphries, glances over his left shoulder, decides his heat is enough to negate the runnerÆs big lead and fires a rocket toward the plate.
The batter, Sammy Steroid, anticipating the star ...