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And the Funniest Fake Athlete Twitter Account Goes Toà

Posted: 18th November 2009 by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com in NFL
Everyone knows Jay Cutler is a douche bag. Everyone knows that Mike Dunleavy is a terrible coach. Everyone knows Al Davis is off his rocker and everyone knows that if JaMarcus Russell spent half as much time practicing football as he did eating, he might actually be a good quarterback. We always joke about athletes and what they are thinking, but now we know, thanks to some very creative and ...

Week 10 NFL Power Rankings: Mocking ESPN’s Jeffri Chadiha

Posted: 11th November 2009 by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com in NFL
Some people say imitation is the highest form of flattery. In most cases, I would agree. But not this time. Jeffri Chadiha is an NFL insider who covers the AFC and NFC North for ESPN. Aside from learning how to write from first graders, he also helps out with the siteÆs NFL Power Rankings. Here are a few of his gems from the past few weeks. For the Lions in week nine: ôA loss ...

Week Nine NFL Power Rankings: Saints Brees Their Way to the Top

Posted: 3rd November 2009 by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com in NFL
So, basically, what I learned this weekend is that the NFL cannot compare to college football. Not a great hook to keep you NFL fans reading, right? Well the two would be a lot closer if I didnÆt wake up Sunday to the biggest horror story in the history of our planet Earth. No, I didnÆt have a skull-rattling hangover. No, my legs werenÆt sore from jumping over the 20-foot fence onto ...