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LeBron James' upbringing in the impoverished neighborhoods of Akron, Ohio, is well-documented. And his triumph over adversity is admirable.
But has LeBron, 25, ever really worked in his life?
Before signing on to become the first billionaire athlete, perhaps King James should take a year sabbatical and get out and experience the jobs the hard-working serfs of his kingdom do everyday.
Perhaps LeBron should become…
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The Top Five Guys Who Will End Your Fantasy Season Tonight
Posted: 14th December 2009 by Christopher C. Wuensch in NFL
ItÆs week 14 ù aka the final week of most fantasy football regular seasons.
Thousands of fantasy egg heads ù those sitting on the postseason bubble ù will meet their reality tonight. The reality is that your season is over; you can go back to rooting against Tony Romo again. HeÆs no longer on your fantasy squad.
TonightÆs Monday Night Football matchup between the Arizona Cardinals and the San Francisco 49ers may ...
Sports Satire by Christopher C. Wuensch
Months after a November photo revealed a drastic difference in Sammy SosaÆs now-lighter skin tone, the infamous Chicago Cubs slugger admits attempts to ôdesaparezca fuera de vista.ö
Translation: disappear out of sight.
A frail Sosa was a mere shell of his former 6-foot, 220-pound Earth-thundering self when he sat down recently with reporters. SlamminÆSammyùhe of a sixth-best all-time 609 dingers and a U-Haul full of steroid ...
Dean Weaver, Georgia Hurler, Channels Ochocinco (Satire)
Posted: 5th October 2009 by Christopher C. Wuensch in MLB
NEWS THAT'S BOUND TO BREAK...
The University of Georgia baseball program officially altered its roster today, a week after Bulldogs pitcher Dean Weaver legally changed his name.
In 2009, the Douglasville, Ga., native posted the seventh-best single season for saves since ôHustlinÆö Hughie Jennings first piloted the Bulldogs in 1895.
The Washington Nationals were impressed by the juniorÆs poise on the mound and selected him in the seventh round of this summerÆs amateur ...