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Bears Unlock Forte-Knox and Find Gould!

Posted: 23rd September 2009 by BabylonDon in NFL
Memo to Nation's headline writers: There. To the best of my knowledge, I got in the first egregious play on words using all three of these players. I know the names Knox and Gould have been gnawing at you. But it's over now. So let's get past it all you "Punsters of the Midway," and talk football. _____ I know there are a lot of Chicago fans out there who read that headline and screamed, ...
Observations on the Bears-Steelers game Alex Brown introduced Ben Roethlisberger to the freshest sod on Chicago's lakefront Sunday afternoon. Twice for sacks, but more importantly, when he knocked Big Ben down in mid-throw early in the second quarter, serving up Charles Tillman with an interception. That was the play that changed the tone of a first half, that had the Steelers offense moving the ball at will on the Bears. On their first possession, ...

NBC Sunday Night Football Misses Marks

Posted: 14th September 2009 by BabylonDon in NFL
When you were a child, a trip to the circus was an awe-inspiring spectacle. The huge, brightly colored tent. Loud music, and ferocious beasts. Bags of peanuts and spun balls of cotton candy. And of course...The clowns. But as you get older, you start to notice the mildewed smell of the canvas. You realize the elephant spends most of his time pressed against the bars of a cage in a trailer, the candy is ...